Haley Boombastic
too-smacked:

condoms are doing it right

too-smacked:

condoms are doing it right

compares:

cutebabe:

punkmoss:

i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video

im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob

Wowwwww I love this so much

helioscentrifuge:

well 

squarizona:

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

ridge:

sister-misery:

ridge:

IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.”

Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor? Duh

it’s humor duh

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pharaohcalypso:

How to explain gay rights to an idiot

wickedclothes:

Solar System Necklace

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are all included in this solar system necklace. Don’t hold the whole world in your hands. Hold the entire solar system around your neck. Hung on an 18” chain. Sold on Etsy.

gay boy: hey man you look good today
straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

the-best-oegamiom:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

It’s “Asante sana Squash banana, Wewe nugu mimi hapana”
A song in Swahili translating to “Thank you very much, squash banana, you’re a baboon and I’m not”

wigwams:

graphitetroll:

actual-hamburger:

pholotinshep:

cerpaldi:

This is an amazing site for calming down after a panic attack or to get your mind off of anxieties, basically you just make sand art with your mouse. Highly recommend

THIS IS SO COOL THO

SO MUCH FUNNNN

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this site is fun as hell

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sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

ifitsnotforeveritsfortonight:

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